My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years
When your coworker brings in donuts
When someone asks me why i workout so much
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs today
When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio
Gym mfer how many sets you got left me
And then the coach said 7 minutes of burpees
When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential
Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me
When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
When you’ve been hitting the gym for 3 months and nobody compliments you
My face outside any restaurant after i workout
That face you make when you see someone working out in jeans
When you’ve booked your holiday but there’s no gym where you’re going
Me in between sets, contemplating life