When they putting clips on the smith machine
Mfer you haven’t seen in a while hey you still workout me who hasn’t missed a day in years
Trainers watching their client use shitty form after they just spent 15 minutes explain how to do it correctly
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When you’re finally able to do 10 proper pullups but then see some mf do the same with weights
My gym rival watching me lift 5lbs more than him with worse form
When my wife see me stepping out the shower and asks so when are you gonna cut again
When you’ve ordered a salad at your favourite restaurant and the waiter tells you pizzas are 2 for 1 today
When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
Gym newbies when they realise that skipping legs is just a meme and you actually have to hit them
Me in between sets, pondering if it’s all worth it
When you’re back in the gym after 3 months and your warmup feels heavy
Get’s to gym, remembers it’s legs day
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos it’s bad for the joints. me
When a non lifters tells you hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much
When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go
Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me