The face you make, in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When a weight that was too much for you last month is now easy
When someone accuses you of half repping squats
The face you make when you see someone with bad form
When someone suggests there’s life outside the gym
When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week
Non lifter you workout too much. me
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
When you hear that guy screaming on every rep
My face outside any restaurant after i workout
When your new gym buddy warms up with you max
When someone asks how many sets you got left
When you drink your protein, do your cardio and workout 8 hours a day, but the first thing she asks is
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
Me bad sessions happen, you just have to brush them off me when i have a bad session