When you’ve booked your holiday but there’s no gym where you’re going
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
When you’ve been dieting for a week but you’re still not skinny
When someone tells me you workout too much
When you’re ill but you wanna hit the gym
Gym mfer how many sets you got left me
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
When life gives you lemons but you wanted cupcakes
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
Me doing maths in my head in between sets
When someone is taking their sweet ass time to finish their last set
Me staring at the 40 year old construction worker in jeans benching 500 lbs
Me in between sets, pondering if it’s all worth it
The face you make,in between sets, contemplating life
When it’s low carb day and the carbs are calling your name
When your gym crush leaves just as you pull up
When you pull up to the gym and you can see every bench taken before you even walk in