When you hear someone say ‘i don’t train legs’
When someone tells me you workout too much
When you’ve booked your holiday but there’s no gym where you’re going
When the gym employee says you’re deadlifting grunts are disturbing others
The face you make when someone asks if they can start working out with you
When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
When someone tells me they forgot to eat today while i base my entire day around eating
When you see someone at the gym stockpiling the dumbbells
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
Me doing maths in my head in between sets
Gym buddy that was one tough set, how about one more me
When you see someone half repping their squats
When i’ve waited patiently for a free bench but someone jumps in
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs
When someone tells you they wanna quit the gym after a week cos they not seeing any results
Finished workout, forgot post workout drink
My face about to start my sixth serving of chicken broccoli