When a non lifters tells you hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much
When you’re a beast in the gym but can’t run more than 90 seconds on the treadmill
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
When you can finally deadlift a monster lift but now gotta rerack more plates
When there’s no one in the gym strong enough to spot you
Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
Get’s to gym, remembers it’s legs day
When you hear that guy screaming on every rep
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
Me when i’ve one more of set of squats to go but not sure if i’ve got it in me
The face you make when someone asks if they can start working out with you
When someone takes your bench at the gym
When the lift is broken and yesterday was squats
When you see high school kids recording tiktok videos at the gym
Me when someone tells me they don’t have time to workout but i wake at 5am to hit the gym
When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns