When you started lifting to get girls but instead your dm’s are filled with guys
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
My reaction when someone thinks it’s funny to slap my thighs after leg day
When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential
When you’re at the gym, and someone walks by smelling like they just took a bath in cologne
Newbie squatting to parallel is half repping. me
When you look across the gym and your favourite machine is taken
When you have to leave the gym early because you have the shits
Me gonna start some serious bulking to pack on some muscle. my abs
Watching a documentary about a serial killer he was a loner, had no lover, spent all his time at the gym. me
When someone eats whatever they want looks great while i smell a cookie and gain 3 lbs
Forgot to post on facebook that i was going to the gym, now whole session is wasted
Watching someone warming up with your max
When you skipped the gym cos it was leg day then remember it was actually chest
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me
449 – that face you make when you see someone working out in jeans
Me trying to remember how many grams of protein i’ve had today