My face when someone asks me to skip the gym and do something else
Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me
That moment when there’s finally a free bench at the gym
The face you make, in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When life gives you lemons but you wanted carbs
Me, looking at bread
When you leave your bench to find more plates and you see someone unracking it
When you’re resting between sets and someone asks if you’re finished with the bench
When someone is taking their sweet ass time to finish their last set
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
Mfer walking in between me and the mirror mid set. me
Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me
When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit
When you love working out but you’re tired of being sore
When you go to refill your water bottle and see someone unracking your weights
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When you’re back in the gym after 3 months and your warmup feels heavy
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me