Mfer walking in between me and the mirror mid set. me
When a non lifters tells you hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much
When you’ve been hitting the gym for 3 months and nobody compliments you
Personal trainer here’s your fitness plan. me
When you’ve been dieting all day and someone offers you a slice of pizza
Me, looking at bread
When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
When you finished for the day and don’t know what else to do
When somebody asks what you like to do for fun and you’re trying to think of an answer that
Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me