When some says you’re so lucky not being fat
When the gym employee says you’re deadlifting grunts are disturbing others
When someone suggests there’s life outside the gym
Me when someone tells me they don’t have time to workout but i wake at 5am to hit the gym
Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me
When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
Everyday waiting for my calves to grow
When you’ve bulk bought your protein but now it’s on sale
The face you make when someone interrupts your set
When you hear that guy screaming on every rep
When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out
When someone asks me why i workout so much
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells
When you’ve been dieting all day and someone offers you a slice of pizza
When you see a personal trainer that needs a personal trainer
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
When you see your gym buddy with a new training partner