Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
When you’re trying to eat clean and someone walks in with dominos
When the all you can eat buffet owner starts staring at me after i tell him i’m bulking
Mfer you haven’t seen in a while hey you still workout me who hasn’t missed a day in years
When you overplayed every song in your gym playlist and now nothing gets you hype
Me doing maths in my head in between sets
When you hear that guy screaming on every rep
The look i give people while on my meal plan
Mfer you haven’t seen in a while hey you still workout me who hasn’t missed a day in years
Big dudes on roids staring at the natty guy lifting decent weights
When you’ve ordered a salad at your favourite restaurant and the waiter tells you pizzas are 2 for 1 today
When you’re trying to eat clean and someone walks in with dominos
Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos it’s bad for the joints. me
Me i’ll just do a little cardio. my gains
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
Me in between sets, pondering if it’s all worth it
When you and your girl roasting each other but then she saysat least i don’t have chicken legs