When someone has been lifting for a week and tells you they wanna quit
When i see someone filming tiktok videos in the gym
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
When you pull up to the gym and you can see every bench taken before you even walk in
When you’re waiting for work to end and hit the gym but you hear your boss mention the word overtime
Me realizing i’m now bigger than the dude who introduced me to the gym
When you have a bunch of adult stuff to do but you just wanna go to the gym
When someone else is getting blamed for the protein fart i just let out
Gets to 24 hour gym it’s closed
When you’ve got doms and it’s leg day
Me staring at the 40 year old construction worker in jeans benching 500 lbs
When you walk into the gym during dead hours and it’s packed
Non lifter you workout too much. me
When it’s low carb day and the carbs are calling your name
When you look across the gym and your favourite machine is taken
When someone tells you they enjoy cardio
When someone tells you they wanna quit the gym after a week cos they not seeing any results
Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb