You coach after combining thrusters and burpees
Friend bro, your gym crush is here, act natural. me
When someone tells you they enjoy burpees
When you realise your only two hobbies are going to the gym and taking naps
When the hot girl in the gym asks you to spot her
Fitness influencers getting exposed for using fake weights. me
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
When you hear that guy screaming on every rep
When you finally see a free squat rack
The face you make when you realise you’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
When people who don’t lift tell you you’re getting too big
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
That look you give someone when they tell you they gonna start doing crossfit
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
Me determined that this is the week my calves will start to grow. my calves
When it’s rest day but all you’re thinking about is super setting squats and dumbbell curls
When some says you’re so lucky not being fat