When you’ve ordered a salad at your favourite restaurant and the waiter tells you pizzas are 2 for 1 today
When they gym is full of empty treadmills and they chose the one next to me
When you’ve been dieting all day and someone offers you a slice of pizza
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
When you hear someone say ‘i don’t train legs’
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
When a newbie tells me they gonna try rich paina’s 2 hour arm workout
When you reach boiling point and decide they’ve been hogging the bench too long
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
When you’re dieting and you see someone having seconds
When a gym newbie offers training advice
When your gym buddy goes to another gym
The feel when your preworkout kicks in
When it’s chest day but you remember it’s actually legs day
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs today