When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
When a gym newbie offers training advice
When you see your ex with a new partner who doesn’t even lift
When someone says your gainz are down to genetics
When a newbie’s preworkout kicks in
When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
Me filling the room with negative energy because i’m hungry
When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out
When you see high school kids recording tiktok videos at the gym
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
When you see someone curling in the squat rack
When you’re warming up and someone asks if you want a spot
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me
That face you make when you see someone working out in jeans
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
Woke up excited for the gym, remembered it’s rest day