Me when a gym newbie asks for my advice
When your whole body is sore but gym is life
When you’re at the gym, and someone walks by smelling like they just took a bath in cologne
Me when i realise i’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
When they bragging about their pb on leg press but their knees hurt when they squat
When the skinny guy makes me take off my headphones to give me unsolicited weight loss tips
Sometimes i wonder why my friends don’t even lift
Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me
That moment when your date says they don’t lift
My face outside any restaurant after i workout
When you’ve been dieting for a week but you’re still not skinny
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week
When everyone in the gym stops to cheer your final rep and you fail
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
Watching a documentary about a serial killer he was a loner, had no lover, spent all his time at the gym. me
When you see someone who’s also bout gym life
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot