When someone walks in between you and the mirror during a set
When it took 6 days to get over stiff legs and you realise today is squats
When they curling in the squat rack and pause to take a phone call
When you’re about gym life but nobody notices that you workout
When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns
Gets to the gym, forgotten headphones
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs and hitting chest again
When someone says your gainz are down to genetics
When the gym employee says you’re deadlifting grunts are disturbing others
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
When they curling in the squat rack and pause to check their phone
How haters look when you keep getting better
When your gym buddy turns up with lifting gloves
That moment you realise to get the body you want you must sacrifice the food you love most
When someone asks for a scoop of your protein
Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me