When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
When a newbie tells me they gonna try rich paina’s 2 hour arm workout
Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me
When people who don’t workout try to give you advice
When you’re half way through a heavy squat session on a friday night and questioning your life choices
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
When the gym employee says you’re deadlifting grunts are disturbing others
When you see your gym buddy with a new training partner
When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna get too big
When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential
When you started lifting to get girls but instead your dm’s are filled with guys
Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me
When someone suggests there’s life outside the gym
That face you make when you see someone working out in jeans
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me
Everyone else having seconds. me