Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna get too big
When the muscle you were training is not sore the next day
Mfer walking in between me and the mirror mid set. me
Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me
Me determined that this is the week my calves will start to grow. my calves
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
Me, looking at bread
When someone eats whatever they want looks great while i smell a cookie and gain 3 lbs
The face you make when you think you should start doing some cardio
Get’s to gym, remembers it’s legs day
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
When your coworker brings in donuts
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
Gym buddy that was one tough set, how about one more me
When they putting on lifting gloves for the leg press
Get’s to gym, remembers it’s legs day