When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
When the lift is broken and yesterday was squats
When you’ve got doms and your gym buddy wants to squat
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week
When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
The look i give people while on my meal plan
When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential
When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
Newbie squatting to parallel is half repping. me
When someone tells you they enjoy burpees
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
When your gym buddy goes to another gym
When someone tells you they wanna quit the gym after a week cos they not seeing any results
Me determined that this is the week my calves will start to grow. my calves
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot