Sometimes i wonder why my friends don’t even lift
When you’ve been on the treadmill for 20 minutes but it’s actually been 1
When the lift is broken and yesterday was squats
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells
When you drink your protein, do your cardio and workout 8 hours a day, but the first thing she asks is
Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me
Forgot to post on facebook that i was going to the gym, now whole session is wasted
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
Non lifters i don’t have time to hit the gym. me getting up at 5am to hit the gym before work
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
Newbie squatting to parallel is half repping. me
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs
Mfer walking in between me and the mirror mid set. me
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
When you leave your bench to find more plates and you see someone unracking it
That look when a newbie tries to correct your form