When you hear that guy screaming on every rep
When you look across the gym and your favourite machine is taken
When you spot a bench that’s just become available
When you have a bunch of adult stuff to do but you just wanna go to the gym
That look you give someone when they tell you they gonna start doing crossfit
When your gym crush notices your gainz
When you’re a beast in the gym but can’t run more than 90 seconds on the treadmill
When you see a gym bench finally available
When your gym crush leaves just as you pull up
When you open a new tub of protein powder and the scoop is at the top
That feeling when you hit a new pr
When you’ve been dieting all day and someone offers you a slice of pizza
My face when a good song comes on during my workout
When the lift is broken and yesterday was squats
When someone tells me you workout too much
When your gym crush walks in and gives you a smile
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
When you’re in the real world and you see someone from the gym