Non lifter hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much. me
When you’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
When the gym employee says you’re deadlifting grunts are disturbing others
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
Me filling the room with negative energy because i’m hungry
When someone has been lifting for a week and tells you they wanna quit
When they bragging about their pb on leg press but their knees hurt when they squat
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
You coach after combining thrusters and burpees
When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs
Fitness influencers getting exposed for using fake weights. me
When someone has been lifting for a week and tells you they wanna quit
When someone has been lifting for a week and tells you they wanna quit
When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna get too big