When your gym crush walks in and gives you a smile
When a weight that was too much for you last month is now easy
When i’ve managed to go the whole day without breaking my diet
The first time a gym newbie asks for your advice
Me when a gym newbie asks for my advice
When you get advice from the skinny guy
When someone suggests there’s life outside the gym
When the gym staff know your name
When people who don’t lift tell you you’re getting too big
When someone tries talking to me in the gym
When someone tells me you workout too much
When the gym employee says you’re deadlifting grunts are disturbing others
The first time a gym newbie asks for your advice
When i see a regular outside of the gym
When you see your ex with a new partner who doesn’t even lift
When someone says your gainz are down to genetics
When a non lifters tells you hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much
Friend bro, your gym crush is here, act natural. me