When someone has been lifting for a week and tells you they wanna quit
My face when my gym buddy turns up
When your friends ain’t seen you in months and you got gainz
My face when i think someone is almost finished with the machine i want
That look you give someone when they tell you they gonna start doing crossfit
When you see someone who’s also bout gym life
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
The feeling when someone notices your booty gainz
Me determined that this is the week my calves will start to grow. my calves
When you’ve trained 5 times this week and spot someone who’s done the same
When it took 6 days to get over stiff legs and you realise today is squats
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
When your friends ain’t seen you in months and you got gainz
When a gym newbie asks for your advice
When i’ve waited patiently for a free bench but someone jumps in
When your gym crush walks in and gives you a smile
When you see your gym crush walking into the gym
Me when a gym newbie asks for my advice