When someone tells you they don’t have time to workout
When you pull up to the gym and you can see every bench taken before you even walk in
When someone takes your bench at the gym
When someone tells you they enjoy cardio
The face you make when someone interrupts your set
When you’re about gym life but nobody notices that you workout
When you reach boiling point and decide they’ve been hogging the bench too long
Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life
How haters look when you keep getting better
When you hit the gym at 6am to avoid the crowds and it’s packed out
When they gym is full of empty treadmills and they chose the one next to me
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential
When you look across the gym and your favourite machine is taken
Forgot to post on facebook that i was going to the gym, now whole session is wasted
Sometimes i wonder why my friends don’t even lift
When you see some skinny guy showing off his abs
When you start working out to lose weight but now you’re the heaviest you’ve been