How people at the gym look waiting for a machine to be free
That moment when your date says they don’t lift
Me doing maths in my head in between sets
How haters look when you keep getting bigger
My face when someone asks me how many sets you got left
When your whole body is sore but gym is life
When people who don’t lift tell you you’re getting too big
When you get to the gym and it’s closed
When people who don’t workout try to give you advice
The face you make, in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When you finally get a bench, but last mfer left a pool of sweat
When someone eats whatever they want looks great while i smell a cookie and gain 3 lbs
My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years
My face about to start my sixth serving of chicken broccoli
When you hear that guy screaming on every rep
Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb