My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years
When you see a personal trainer that needs a personal trainer
When you see someone in the gym reracking their dumbbells
When someone says your gainz are down to genetics
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
When you’ve taken preworkout and find out gym is closed
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
When your gym buddy finally shows up
When you’ve been on the treadmill for 2 minutes but it’s actually been 1
When you hit the gym at 6am to avoid the crowds and it’s packed out
Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
Fitness influencers getting exposed for using fake weights. me
The face you make when you think you should start doing some cardio
When someone eats whatever they want looks great while i smell a cookie and gain 3 lbs
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
When i’ve waited patiently for a free bench but someone jumps in
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me