When you’re dieting and you see someone having seconds
When a newbie tells me they gonna try rich paina’s 2 hour arm workout
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
When i’ve managed to go the whole day without breaking my diet
When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit
When you get to the gym and it’s closed
When a weight that was too much for you last month is now easy
Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me
Me bad sessions happen, you just have to brush them off me when i have a bad session
Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
Me when a weight that was too much for me last month is now easy
And then the coach said 7 minutes of burpees
Me when i realise i’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
Huge guy walks into gym for the first time. former biggest guy in the gym
When someone suggests there’s life outside the gym
The face you make, in between sets, contemplating life
Your new gym partners reaction when they go through your workout