Wife can you skip the gym today me
When you get advice from the skinny guy
Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me
When you’ve been cutting all day and you come home to lasagne
When someone asks me why i workout so much
When the lift is broken and yesterday was squats
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
Everyday waiting for my calves to grow
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
When they putting on lifting gloves for the leg press
Non lifter hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much. me
Non lifter you workout too much. me
That look when a newbie tries to correct your form
That look you give someone when they tell you they gonna start doing crossfit
When you’re resting between sets and someone asks if you’re finished with the bench
When you hit a pr and nobody was watching
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day