When you’ve been dieting for a week but you’re still not skinny
When you see someone at the gym stockpiling the dumbbells
When your gym buddy turns up with lifting gloves
When you finally get a bench, but last mfer left a pool of sweat
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
When your gym partner gets injured and can only train legs for the next 6 weeks
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week
The face you make when someone interrupts your set
When you see someone curling in the squat rack
Gets to 24 hour gym it’s closed
My face when someone asks me how many sets you got left
When you’ve got doms and your gym buddy wants to squat
When you can finally deadlift a monster lift but now gotta rerack more plates
When the muscle you were training is not sore the next day
When someone tells you they don’t have time to workout
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
Woke up excited for the gym, remembered it’s rest day