When a gym newbie offers training advice
When i see someone filming tiktok videos in the gym
Mfer walking in between me and the mirror mid set. me
When you’re warming up and someone asks if you want a spot
When you walk into the gym during dead hours and it’s packed
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
Pre workout just kicked in
When the new guy warms up with your max
When you’ve been lifting for 2 hours and your buddy wants to finish off with 5 mins of cardio
When you drink your protein, do your cardio and workout 8 hours a day, but the first thing she asks is
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
When they curling in the squat rack and pause to check their phone
When your new gym buddy warms up with you max
The face you make when someone asks if they can start working out with you
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs
When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit
When you go to refill your water bottle and see someone unracking your weights
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you