When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
When somone asks you why you don’t go to the gym more often
When they curling in the squat rack and pause to check their phone
When someone tries talking to me in the gym
When you’re warming up and someone asks if you want a spot
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells
When the gym employee says you’re deadlifting grunts are disturbing others
Gets to 24 hour gym it’s closed
How haters look when you keep getting bigger
When you see someone at the gym stockpiling the dumbbells
When a newbie tells me they gonna try rich paina’s 2 hour arm workout
When someone tells you they enjoy burpees
When you ask your personal trainer for some honest feedback and they’re too honest
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
The face you make, in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When you’re injured and see everyone lifting
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky