When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns
When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out
When someone walks in between you and the mirror during a set
When you do 45 mins of cardio for 3 months straight and lose 5 pounds just to gain it all back after o
Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me
When someone claims the exercise i am doing isn’t optimal
When a non lifters tells you hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much
When you see someone on the leg press with big weights and locking their knees on every rep
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
451 – gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me
When you see your gym buddy with a new training partner
Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos it’s bad for the joints. me
When the hot girl in the gym asks you to spot her
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
Me fully determined to bench two plates. my shoulders
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day