When you hit a pr and nobody was watching
My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years
When you see a hot girl in the gym loading up the 45’s
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells
When life gives you lemons but you wanted carbs
Fitness influencers getting exposed for using fake weights. me
When i see someone filming tiktok videos in the gym
Me in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When you go to refill your water bottle and see someone unracking your weights
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
When you’ve bulk bought your protein but now it’s on sale
When you see your ex with a new partner who doesn’t even lift
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
When you can finally deadlift a monster lift but now gotta rerack more plates
Me when someone tells me they don’t have time to workout but i wake at 5am to hit the gym
Bodybuilders when they find out a research chemical used for castrating elephants has a s
The moment you realize there are some things the gym can’t fix
When you started lifting to get girls but instead your dm’s are filled with guys