Personal trainer here’s your fitness plan. me
When you eat, sleep and breath lifting but you sill look skinny in a regular tshirt
When you skipped the gym cos it was leg day then remember it was actually chest
When you’re at the gym, and someone walks by smelling like they just took a bath in cologne
When you want to get into shape but all you can think about is pizza
When you realize you spend all your time at the gym but still look like shit
When you reach boiling point and decide they’ve been hogging the bench too long
Mfer you haven’t seen in a while hey you still workout me who hasn’t missed a day in years
Me trying to remember how many grams of protein i’ve had today
Trainers watching their client use shitty form after they just spent 15 minutes explain how to do it correctly
When you’re trying to eat clean and someone walks in with dominos
When someone says your gainz are down to genetics
When the tub says 2 scoops but you took 3
The face your gym partner makes when you tell them how many sets they got left
When i’ve waited patiently for a free bench but someone jumps in
When they gym is full of empty treadmills and they chose the one next to me
When your preworkout buzz has worn off
Gets to 24 hour gym it’s closed