Woke up excited for the gym, remembered it’s rest day
Sometimes i wonder if my gym is thinking about me too
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
When the gym employee says you’re deadlifting grunts are disturbing others
The moment you realize there are some things the gym can’t fix
When the hot girl in the gym asks you to spot her
When you have a bunch of adult stuff to do but you just wanna go to the gym
The face you make, in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
Everyday waiting for my calves to grow
When it’s bed time but you still have 2 meals to eat
That confidence you get when you start hitting the gym
Me staring at the 40 year old construction worker in jeans benching 500 lbs
When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns
When i’ve waited patiently for a free bench but someone jumps in
When your gym crush leaves just as you pull up
When the hot girl at the gym starts doing squats right next to you
When someone takes the bench you’ve been waiting 10 minutes for
Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life