When your preworkout buzz has worn off
When someone takes the bench you’ve been waiting 10 minutes for
When your gym crush leaves just as you pull up
When the pre starts kicking way to hard and you’re trying not to freak out
When the muscle you were training is not sore the next day
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells
When someone accuses you of half repping squats
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
When you have a bunch of adult stuff to do but you just wanna go to the gym
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
When you’re half way through a heavy squat session on a friday night and questioning if you’re doing the rig
When you see your gym buddy with a new training partner
When they bragging about their pb on leg press but their knees hurt when they squat
Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
When you’re warming up and someone asks if you want a spot
When you realise your only two hobbies are going to the gym and taking naps
When you skip one workout and begin to doubt your entire life