When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go
How people at the gym look waiting for a machine to be free
How haters look when you keep getting better
You coach after combining thrusters and burpees
When you see someone half repping their squats
Everyday waiting for my calves to grow
Took 3 scoops, no idea who or where i am
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
My face when i see a pic of myself before i started working out
How haters look when you keep getting bigger
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me
When the skinny guy makes me take off my headphones to give me unsolicited weight loss tips
My face outside any restaurant after i workout
Fitness influencers getting exposed for using fake weights. me
When it’s low carb day and the carbs are calling your name
Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life
My face before my last squat set, wondering if it’s all worth it