When someone tries talking to me in the gym
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
Me staring at the 40 year old construction worker in jeans benching 500 lbs
When the hot girl at the gym starts doing squats right next to you
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years
When you’re a beast in the gym but can’t run more than 90 seconds on the treadmill
When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go
When you look across the gym and your favourite machine is taken
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells