When they curling in the squat rack and pause to take a phone call
Me spreading dangerous misinformation to gym newbies so they’ll never catch up to my physique
When you see someone at the gym stockpiling the dumbbells
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me
When you started lifting to get girls but instead your dm’s are filled with guys
When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs today
When it’s leg day but you dont wanna
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
Me when someone tells me they don’t have time to workout but i wake at 5am to hit the gym
When someone performs 10 reps with your max
That moment when your date says they don’t lift
Me in between sets, contemplating life
The face you make when someone interrupts your set
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work