How people at the gym look waiting for a machine to be free
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When someone asks for a scoop of your protein
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells
Wife can you skip the gym today me
Gym mfer how many sets you got left me
When you’ve got doms and your gym buddy wants to squat
When they bragging about their pb on leg press but their knees hurt when they squat
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When you see someone at the gym stockpiling the dumbbells
Woke up excited for the gym, remembered it’s rest day
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
When it’s low carb day and the carbs are calling your name
Get’s to gym, remembers it’s legs day
Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me
When the skinny guy makes me take off my headphones to give me unsolicited weight loss tips
My face when thinking i should start doing some cardio
Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me