Me when someone tells me they don’t have time to workout but i wake at 5am to hit the gym
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me
When it took 6 days to get over stiff legs and you realise today is squats
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me
When your preworkout buzz has worn off
When you’ve got doms and it’s leg day
My face when someone asks me how many sets you got left
When someone else is getting blamed for the protein fart i just let out
Forgot to post on facebook that i was going to the gym, now whole session is wasted
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
When they putting on lifting gloves for the leg press
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
How haters look when you keep getting better
Watching someone warming up with your max