Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
When you’ve been hitting the gym for 3 months and nobody compliments you
Me in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When all the junk food you ate over the weekend finally catches you up
When you look across the gym and your favourite machine is taken
When your preworkout buzz has worn off
When you’re dieting and you see someone having seconds
When no one asks for my fitness advice
Me in between sets, contemplating life
When you’ve been on the treadmill for 20 minutes but it’s actually been 1
Me doing maths in my head in between sets
When you’re a beast in the gym but can’t run more than 90 seconds on the treadmill
When your whole body is sore but gym is life
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
When some says you’re so lucky not being fat
When you’ve been cutting all day and you come home to lasagne
When you’ve booked your holiday but there’s no gym where you’re going
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me