When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
When you’ve got doms and your gym buddy wants to squat
When life gives you lemons but you wanted carbs
When you’re a beast in the gym but can’t run more than 90 seconds on the treadmill
Me who loves to workout. also me who’s tired of being sore
Me when i’ve one more of set of squats to go but not sure if i’ve got it in me
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit
Everyone else having seconds. me
When you realise your only two hobbies are going to the gym and taking naps
My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years
When someone takes your bench at the gym
When your gym buddy turns up with lifting gloves
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
When your preworkout buzz has worn off
When you’re ill but you wanna hit the gym