Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos it’s bad for the joints and i don’t wanna get too big. me
When someone tells you how much they used to squat, back in the day
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
When you started lifting to get girls but instead your dm’s are filled with guys
Get’s to gym, remembers it’s legs day
When i see someone filming tiktok videos in the gym
The guy at the protein company burring the scoop at the bottom
When the lift is broken and yesterday was squats
When someone else is getting blamed for the protein fart i just let out
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
Non lifter you workout too much. me
Gets to the gym, forgotten headphones
Watching someone warming up with your max
When they bragging about their pb on leg press but their knees hurt when they squat
When someone eats whatever they want looks great while i smell a cookie and gain 3 lbs
Me bad sessions happen, you just have to brush them off me when i have a bad session
The face you make when someone asks if they can start working out with you