How people at the gym look waiting for a machine to be free
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out
Wife can you skip the gym today me
Gym mfer how many sets you got left me
When you’ve got doms and your gym buddy wants to squat
When they bragging about their pb on leg press but their knees hurt when they squat
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When you see someone at the gym stockpiling the dumbbells
Woke up excited for the gym, remembered it’s rest day
Non lifter you workout too much. me
The moment you realize there are some things the gym can’t fix
When it’s low carb day and the carbs are calling your name
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs and hitting chest again
Get’s to gym, remembers it’s legs day
When the skinny guy makes me take off my headphones to give me unsolicited weight loss tips
My face when thinking i should start doing some cardio
The face you make, in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong