My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years
When the muscle you were training is not sore the next day
When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
When you took too much pre workout and now you getting scared
My face after a set of calf raises
When you’ve booked your holiday but there’s no gym where you’re going
When you’ve been lifting for 2 hours and your buddy wants to finish off with 5 mins of cardio
When you hear someone say ‘i don’t train legs’
Huge guy walks into gym for the first time. former biggest guy in the gym
When someone eats whatever they want looks great while i smell a cookie and gain 3 lbs
When the gym is the best part of the day and you’ve been already
When the lift is broken and yesterday was squats
When you’re waiting for work to end and hit the gym but you hear your boss mention the word overtime
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When my wife see me stepping out the shower and asks so when are you gonna cut again
When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
When you get a free shaker with your protein