When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
When your coworker brings in donuts
When they gym is full of empty treadmills and they chose the one next to me
When they curling in the squat rack and pause to check their phone
My sleep schedule watching me take two scoops at 10pm
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
Forgot to post on facebook that i was going to the gym, now whole session is wasted
Gym newbies when they realise that skipping legs is just a meme and you actually have to hit them
When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out
When you’re half way through a heavy squat session on a friday night and questioning your life choices
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
When you’re on zero carbs and someone offers you a slice of pizza
When the hot girl at the gym starts doing squats right next to you
When someone tells you they don’t have time to workout
Wife can you skip the gym today me
When a newbie tells me they gonna try rich paina’s 2 hour arm workout
When you started lifting to get girls but instead your dm’s are filled with guys
My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years