When someone takes the bench you’ve been waiting 10 minutes for
When you’re back in the gym after 3 months and your warmup feels heavy
When you’ve been on the treadmill for 20 minutes but it’s actually been 1
When you’re half way through a heavy squat session on a friday night and questioning your life choices
When you want to get into shape but all you can think about is pizza
When you realize you spend all your time at the gym but still look like shit
When you done 8 reps but know deep down you had 2 more in you
When you’ve finished the workout and already thinking about the next one
When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
Mfer you haven’t seen in a while hey you still workout me who hasn’t missed a day in years
The face you make,in between sets, contemplating life
When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential
When my wife see me stepping out the shower and asks so when are you gonna cut again
When your whole body is sore but gym is life
When your gym buddy goes to another gym
Working up the courage to tell my personal trainer that i ate an entire birthday cake
When you’ve been eating all day and not sure if you’re disgusted with yourself or should finish with somethi
When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out